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Post war clones living in apartments and such, one day some group of shinies (they will forever be shinies because they were some of the ones that never went to war they are designated vod’ika forever lol also fix the fast aging issue kk) is sitting in an apartment hanging out watching movies or something when someone knocks on their door. They open it up to a crying woman and they’re all ‘Omfg’ and she asks them to take care of something in her apartment because she’s scared. These vod’ike who have never gone to war are ready for this. They can handle this. If their ori’vod could punch droids and snub their noses at Sith, they can handle a domestic dispute for a neighbor.
It’s a spider. She’s scared of spiders and was trying to relax when she found one above her bed. They dispatch the intruder and comfort her with awkward shoulder pats and telling her she’s brave for asking for help.
They have finally done it. They found a vod’ika who’s more vod’ika than them. They’re keeping her. Does she know how to use the instant pot? It keeps scaring them into changing dinner plans. She can help with that.
#star wars#the clones#post clone wars#let them adopt random pathetic creatures they find like their mandalorian roots demand#none of them fall in love with her she’s just their baby sister now#she does know how to use the instant pot tho#she teaches them and they spoil her with random meals and she adores her big brothers
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I bought a chest freezer recently so I can finally indulge my grandma instincts of Make An Unreasonable Amount Of Food For Not Much Money And Eat Of It For Months
Today I bought two rotisserie chickens and made SIX large chicken pot pies (9" pie tins), used the leftover carcasses and have chicken stock going in the slow cooker, with enough leftover chicken meat and veg to make chicken rice soup tomorrow for DnD and probably have quite a bit to freeze as well.
#totaled up everything cost abt $35-40#including the foil pie tins because i did NOT have that many glass ones#which? for that much GOOD food? im quite proud#coulda done it for less if i hadnt used instant mashed potatoes but it saved enough hassle to be worth it#my family always made pot pie to use up leftovers from a Big Chicken Dinner#bottom 'crust' was mashed potatoes#middle filling was chicken bits and whatever veg we had mixed into the gravy#one crust on top#mom ALWAYS made her crusts by hand#but i decided to just use store bought ones#ive missed pot pie#but my teeny tiny freezers have never allowed for it really#because its most efficient when done in a Fuckoff Huge Batch#and my tiny amount of freezer and fridge space never made it worthwhile before
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save me instant ramen with egg
#i learnt how to get a perfect poached egg every time in the same pot with ramen and i swear it changed me as a person#i struggle with regular meals...well with eating sth that's not a quick snack#so im glad i found a way to poke my used to ignoring hunger brain to finally move and cook something#i mean: i can and like cooking#but in crushing majority of cases brain is like: why effort if we can starve ourselves and survive on a single banana#instant ramen is still a shit food but bowl of hot soup with noodles and egg > a candy bar or a single banana#and i'm working with building a routine here#bas mumbles#cw food
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tjs pre prepped veggie kits are a game changer
#i love those tubs of pre chopped mirepoix#and rn i'm using that seasonal holiday hash to make a soup rn and it smells amazing#but also just. bag of pre washed and chopped cabbage. that kinda stuff#ik those aren't unique to tjs except maybe the specific seasonal flavored stuff like the holiday hash#but tjs is where i do most of my shopping and i like their products#i love cooking but i can be strapped for time and energy so it's a gdsend to be able to just#dump a bag of veg into a pot and let it cook for half an hour. and then that's like three or four meals done.#sasha speaks#my soup smells good. i hope it tastes good. but the holiday hash sounded good and smells great#it's like. butternut squash sweet potato red onion celery rosemary sage and parsley#i dumped it into my instant pot with two chicken thighs seared in butter and flour then covered with broth and threw in some thyme#and hitting it on high for half an hour. it smells good#if my cream is still good i might finish it with that#but i think it'll be alright without it#soup is the best way to eat a huge bowl of tasty veggies...#which i need to do more of
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How do u like to make ur rice and beans? What kinda beans?? Ngl it sounds good but I’m just imagining a can of baked beans 😅
omg. its pretty basic! i make mine in an instant pot but i saute onions and jalapeños, then use brown rice, black beans, diced tomato, cumin, chili powder, garlic, salt, pepper, lime juice, and vegetable stock. after its cooked i mix in fresh green onion and cilantro, and then garnish with more fresh cilantro, green onion, jalapeño, and lime as needed when i serve it up ^_^
#i use dry beans bc i cook in an instant pot!! but yeah omg no i use black beans personally but some recipes call for red#def not baked tho </3#its a super good filling cheap meal. its one of the only thinvs i can go to the grocery store and buy all the ingredients for less than $10#and it makes several meals and warms up great which is good for someone living alone!#asks#anons#kora.txt
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You're having a better day than me.
#just finished my fucking shower and dried off and went to give my hair one more squeeze and bumped the...#...hanging pot above my head (there are 2 but this fern died) and the fucking dollar tree rope broke and got all over#theres sand in it and to even get out of the tub i had to just rinse my legs so i dont track dirt all over my ...#... already bare floor (carpet padding is being replaced) in order to get the paper towels#had to wait like 10 minutes for the water to drain thru the drain catch before i could step out#then waste so many paper towels wiping up as much sand as i could ffs man. i was CLEAN.#then shower AGAIN. and use the same towel that was mostly clean but ALREADY USED AND WET#BC I WAS DONE SHOWERING AND ABOUT TO STEP OUT WHEN THIS HAPPENED#i yelled so loud i was so mad the instant it happened i knew it was a disaster. surprised no one in the house came to see#so yeah. no more shower plants allowed. i see the other pots rope is thinning so i gotta remove that one too#after i spent so long installing the hooks lmao. gotta figure out what to put there then. maybe suncatchers idk.#man it sucks so hard. that dirt was DRY and i breathed in so much dust i couldnt blow out after i was done#shower thoughts#lol#funny#what do i even tag this man lol#indoor plants#shower plants#srsly tho i was so scared i fucked up the plumbing but when i showered after it was running fine so i think the sand didnt go thru the sieve#im gna be on edge abt it for a while tho#2024 has been brutal on me#on the off chance someone seeing this post is having a worse day than this. i love you and i hope it gets better.#Cori.exe#Image.exe#me#would you love me if i was a worm#dirt#soil#oh worm?#wormcore
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can we talk about how standmixerbrained some baking recipes are??? you do not need a stand mixer to make cookies. I can appreciate that it's a really excellent tool for people with disabilities and chronic pain. but the way a lot of recipes are written make it seem like you can't make a goddamn snickerdoodle without a $300 kitchenaid.
#ive NEVER felt the need for a stand mixer#if you wanna make whipped cream you can use an immersion blender or a hand mixer#a stand mixer is really only necessary if youre making huge quantities of baked goods#or if you dont have the ability to hold a jand mixer steady#but i get the sense a lot of people feel like if theyre serious about baking they need a stand mixer#but most recipes made for stand mixers are completely replicable without one lol its just a lil extra exertion#and like its fine if the stand mixer is worth not having to make that extra effort to you or whatever#but i dont have the space or the money for a bigass appliance like that#you want a $300 overengineered appliance thats useful get an instant pot and pressure cook yrself some lentils bitch#whoa i just looked it uo and an instsnt pot is more like $150 hell yeah.#mine was a gift from my MIL#sorry about calling you a bitch earlier. can i give you a hug.#no? ok. sorry.
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i'm so glad i can eat yogurt now. yogurt is going to save my life i think.
#it's got so much protein#i eat some beans and peas and stuff sometimes but honestly my preferred ways to eat them are expensive#which means i need to start using my instant pot for quick beans/peas obviously#but it's easier said than done and i need protein now 😭#adam yaps
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I need you to understand that this curry is the first meal I've actually cooked in WEEKS that wasn't just oven ready or microwavable, and I'm eating this like I've never had food before
#i should get cooking tools. instant pot i miss you.. like. if cooking was easier i think there's a very real chance i might cook more#i used fresh veggies I'm actually so proud of that!! i actually had the energy to pre cut them#and it uh. took all of like 20 minutes l m a o not even that long but the point is that i have mostly fresh food#mostly bc i used chicken that was pre cooked bc it was all the discount market had but i think that's probably for the better#fucking divinely ordained curry i legitimately cannot remember the last time food tasted this good#shai speaks
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when I am emperor it will be punishable by death to call a recipe "one pot [X]" if it, in fact, used multiple pots
#looking for recipes that dont create 1 million dishes and the bloggers are on my last nerve#'put X in the skillet while you cook Y in the instant pot'#the what???? excuse me???????????? you said this was a one pot recipe!!#'serve over pasta'#over pasta???? how did i cook the pasta ma'am?????? where did the pasta come from????#i used a pot to make the sauce. and now. suddenly. at the end of this recipe. suddenly i also have cooked pasta! interesting!!!#did i? perhaps? bOIL the pasta? in a pOT???
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gonna get a kitchen ninja, gonna make myself some chips.
#big fan of the Gadget it is a weakness#that being said i use my instant pot constantly#so perhaps this will go well for me
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I just read a tweet that said the rice cooker from the new trailer is a slow cooker!!! We’re getting an instant pot!!!!
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making beef bone broth for the first time ever and i am gagging because it smells exactly like cheap bad movie theatre popcorn fake butter liquid
#text#i used the instant pot so the smell hit all at once upon opening#as a person who happily eats chicken feet and beef tripe i'm not supposed to be squeamish here but like. how is this food?
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80+ hours of excel training let’s go
#i am losing my mind#not to complain bc clearly my job is very easy but im currently just here to make coffee & mess around on linkedin learning gjhgjlfg#& optimize this spreadsheet which i feel is basically as optimized as it can be BUT who knows maybe in 80 hours of training#ill think of something useful#i CAN and WILL turn this into dn fic somehow#i have vague plans for writing about instant pot L’s office#he inspects food plants that’s not in the fic yet bc i was undecided but i am telling u now#he is the inspector everyone Hates getting assigned to their plant bc he will do his job very very well
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fridge and stove were supposed to be delivered yesterday and now might not come until the 21st 🙃
#kayla rambles#the IKEA lady I talked to was very nice but the stove is out of stock and they have to try and reschedule with the delivery company sdbsjdb#I JUST WANT TO COOK AGAIN 😭#like. even if I just had the fridge that would be fine I can use my instant pot to cook but sbzhsbshwhs#and like. when I lived in dorms first year of uni I got VERY good at microwave cooking 😂#sbsbsjzhshz#thank god the wifi should be here today#i need some sanity#anyway catch me living on ramen noodles for the next couple weeks I guess#I’ll buy the juice box sized soy milks. and some other stuff I can make in small portions?#the good thing is the new apartment is like RIGHT BESIDE a grocery store#srsly like a two minute walk#so I can restock as much as needed#but today I’m ordering Uber as a treat because fuck this shit
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Shout-out to microwave recipes for keeping me sane when the thought of cooking might just send me over the edge
#ace tries cooking#sometimes i try cooking but sometimes i just wanna be able to eat without the time and stress of prep and dishes#i have a lil microwave 'mug' cake recipe i like to use infrequently and i just made microwave pasta cus despite the painkillers kicking in#i still feel a lil rough and i think i might be coming down with something which is the last time you wanna thinking about cooking but#i finished my leftovers and i ran out of instant noodles and my kitchen is surprisingly sparse on easy to make food it all at least#requires a pan and that was not the vibe today sometimes you just need to be able to make food without having to agonise over the cooking#microwave and one pot recipes are a student/broke persons best friend we dont have time for that faff nor can we afford it
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